Muslim Intelligence Source Accuses Israel of Building Army of Mutant SuperDogs


Some days I suspect that Muslim propaganda about Israel consists of watching Saturday Morning Cartoons and accusing Israel of doing whatever happens in them. This may explain the strange obsession with Israel’s armies of sharks, vultures and super-dogs.

The source, who is a retired security official from a Gulf country, made the claims while referring to one of his junior comrades who was tasked with undercover information gathering in the illegitimate state more than 7 years ago.

“He described a large, underground laboratory adjacent to the Negev desert where a highly-secured bunker was located, guarded by about two dozen troops of the elite Sayaret Matkal commandos and Military Intelligence units”.

“He observed various visits to the facility by then Military Intelligence chief Aharon Zeevi-Farkash accompanied by a panel of scientists who changed on rotation every other day. Although he wasn’t able to capture any footage owing to the high security and sensors in the area, he was able to have several glances from very narrow openings”.

The retired officer described how the underground bunker had another sub-station inside it which had no window at all:

Well clearly that takes us nowhere. There’s an underground bunker with a sub-station and no windows. There could be anything in there. Time to make something crazy up.

“He recalls those Zionists (Israelis) talking of ‘super beasts’ equipped with improvised weapons”.

Did the said spy who claims to have found such a facility actually see any such ‘mutated beasts’? This question was posed to the source:

“Once, he shared details of a group of bizarre rhinoceroses and canines but never spoke on the subject again. Our superiors thought we had been feeding on telltale rumors hence that chapter was closed once and for all”.

At the end, the source said that he, along with his subordinate, retired early from service.

It’s almost like his intelligence agency had some kind of standards and actually found a claim too crazy to accept.

But how much crazier are the armies of super-dogs and rhinos by the current standards of demonizing Israel? Europe made an organ theft story go mainstream. It’s only a matter of time until Swedish newspapers are running pieces on how Israel’s armies of mutant superdogs are oppressing Palestinian Arabs.By

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